MY Reasons For Setting Off Metal Detectors
I’m wearing a binder clip on my pants today. This white-trash approach to keeping my drawstring-waist pants on my body is due to the fact that the drawstring (of my drawstring pants) broke this morning. I’m not going to talk about the weight I’ve put on in the past year or two (even thought that’s the first thought that crossed MY mind) because, folks, it is JUST NOT RELEVANT. How I prefer to think about this is that I just pull too damn hard on that blessed string because I have to cinch them up SO MUCH!
There will be no mocking. None.
There will be no mocking. None.
posted by JP at 7/14/2005 10:50:00 PM
4 Comments:
I wish I could cinch up. Tell me what it's like.
lord, woman...i'll let you know...
I think you look great! (with or without the binder clip)
Sandy
The other day I picked up my pants from the dry cleaners after asking them to hem them. They didn't, they only ironed them up. Of course I only noticed this as I was walking to the bus stop for work and began tripping over them. When I got to work I grabbed my stapler and stapled them up before my 7 a.m. meeting. It looked HORRIBLE. But really, I think that I am the only one that noticed (said with fingers crossed).
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